Ye Mohabat

Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi,
dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi,
muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye,
aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi

A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
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He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)

How to reduce weight…??
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First turn your head to the right and then to the left.
Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!

Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hue ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamraj aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan jokes bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?

** Attention ** ** Attention **
please..."Lifebuoy"Se Mat Nahaya karo,
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